Shit Jesse Eisenberg says
- to his co-star: i love you, you’re my best friend, come and we’ll get married and we’ll live in a house together
- to his cats: i love you, you're my best pussies, come and we'll get pet and we'll preen in a house together
- to his New Balances: i love you, you're my best shoes, come and we'll go biking and we'll cuddle in the house together
- to his red Indiana cap: i love you, you're my best hat, come and we'll go to a Indiana/New Orleans game where i will promptly desert you for a shiny new New Orleans cap haha sorry
- to Abraham: i am not that man
- JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
- INTERVIEWER: Like what?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
- INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
Justin Timberlake’s anagram name is I’M A JERK, BUT LISTEN
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so uh
common-law marriage statutes state that you have to live together for a long period of time (say, two years while filming), not be already married, present yourself in a manner to the world like a married couple, and not be officially, legally married anywhere else
dear tumblrdoes this sound familiar
take your time i got all night
David Fincher on the set of The Social Network
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Okay so I was re-watching Jesse Eisenberg’s episode of SNL earlier today because it was on netflix and it was at the end when he was giving the goodbye speech and right at the end of it he went “Happy Birthday Grandma!” or something like that and I threw up my arms and screamed “NOPE. I’M DONE. I’M OUT.” and jumped out the window.
